sing,sing a song sing it just not in a crowd🤪

Well for a great trove of ridiculous songs, lookup heywood banks.

But this isn't one of his:

Oh the world seems in tune on a spring afternoon when we're poisoning pigeons in the park. Every Sunday you'll see my sweetheart and me as we're poisoning pigeons in the park. When they see us coming the birdies all try and hide, but they still go for peanuts when coated with cyanide.

Well the devil's in the phone booth
Dialing 911

The start of the second verse always makes me snicker.

Nice thread, by the way.

"Grandma clip your toenails
You're tearing up the sheets"

"If my nose was running money, honey
I'd blow it all on you...
But it'snot."

"Mamas, don't let your cowboys
Grow up to be babies"

"Who threw the overalls
In Mrs. Murphy's chowder?"

Back when I was a young kid, a few of us got on our bicycles and decided to ride around the block. One of the younger kids breaks out into song...

"Hold the pickles,
Hold the lettuce,
Special orders don't upset us,
All we ask is that you let us serve it your way!"..

It was a quiet ride the rest of the way. No one said a word after that. 🤦

thank you I do strive for originality, and frankly I have just heard so many weird and funny songs that well why not have some more?😁👍
overalls in chowder?🤣
all of these are exactly what I had in mind😁👍
here's another song that's weird and only ever heard it on muppet show...
ohhhh I'm my own grandpa, I'm my own grandpa, it sounds funny I know but, it really is so oh I'm my own grandpa

That was a Ray Stevens song.

odd I thought it was a George Jones song😁
or at least that's what I heard🤔

my bad grandpa Jones sung it and so did Willie Nelson🤯
seems it's older than a lot of Grandpas🤣🤣🤣
anyways muppets in my opinion did it best good sounding and hilarious🤣
not to mention an old muppet for the lead singer😁🤣👍

Chicken fried steak, chicken fried steak
Taters 'n gravy, and beans on the plate
There ain't nothing better than chicken fried steak
The burnt side is the best side, its the one that sets me free
Smothered up in gravy, it drips all over me
My teeth sink down into it, its more than I can take
Then I started chewin' on that chicken fried steak
If there ever comes a time that I get my gun and I go wrong
And the judge says I must die 'cause the jury wants me gone...

I sing this song randomly sometimes. I find it to be amusing. It's from the movie Elvira. It's played before the gas station blows up.

name a song or better yet start singing the lyrics to a song that would probably get everyone to stare at you like you have gone bananas😁🤣☻🤭
for example let me have a go at it court