Word Association

deadwood (Indeed. If she even is a she, which I have my doubts about. I wouldn't be too surprised if "she" turned out to be an actor in a mask. But if not, she sure does have an unnerving laugh. I've read female hyenas are sometimes mistaken for male ones...)

useless (I'm appalled that we have so many appalling women leaders...or whatever they are. Also, I'm sure hyenas are appalled too.)

unneeded (Lol. Not just women! If we were assessing useless leaders by gender, I think the women would win? Usually hyenas don't get appalled with bad leaders. They just laugh in a sinister way!)

incompetent (Women are trying to wear the pants in this country...meanwhile, no one knows how to make a decent homemade biscuit anymore! That is, besides me.)

inept (I'm glad someone still remembers how to make a decent homemade biscuit! But I definitely do notice the push for women to wear pants. Also the push for men to be pathetic. Sad.)

loser (I belong to a homemaking group on fb and a lady asked how to make biscuits. Mind you, a lot of the women in the group are 2 or 3 decades older than me yet all the answers she was getting were telling her to get refrigerated biscuits or Bisquik or what-have-you. I was shocked lol Now I know we are near the end!! )

no-hoper (Lol! Definitely! )

dud (You are kicking my rear in words again. We don't have that word here. We're lacking. We're duds!)

dipstick (Surely you have this one? And remember, it's about quality, not quantity. And I think you have the best quality words thus far. )

engine (Yes, we have that. In engines... and plenty of dipsticks in the government. And I beg to differ. Nothing on this thread has yet to compare to your word defenestrate!)

purr (I thought being a dipstick was a requirement for government? But by choice of the right oil and getting rid of all the excess dipsticks, one can make even the engine of government purr... I too, do still think the word defenestrate is smashing. How goes the defenestration of the Whangdoodles?)

claws (You are right, it is a requirement! I don't think the government will ever purr...not in a good way. They have their claws in us. Speaking of Whangdoodles, I was the first person to mention Whangdoodles...so I guess I have that going for me! )

nails (Lol. Yeah, you are right. The best we can probably hope for is a snarl as they are led away for the sentence to be carried out. Yes, you are the discoverer - or perhaps - re-discoverer of the Whangdoodles. I must have read about them many years ago with the Oompa Loompas, but I clearly skipped over that bit as the thought of such savage beasts was then for me too traumatic.)

screws (Off topic, but speaking of nails and screws I have to repair some wooden stairs this weekend. Let's hope my home improvement efforts are half as good as my cooking lol. If I'm never heard from again, check the hospital and make sure no Whangdoodles are posing as doctors or nurses!)

swindles (Lol. I hope all goes well with your home improvement. What exactly needs to be done with the stairs? I will issue you with a special card, warning that any Whangdoodle who causes any harm to you will immediately be defenestrated - and without anesthetic! If you have any trouble with Whangdoodles at the hospital, just flash them the card! )

scheme (My dad fell through the top step of his stairs. I made a temporary repair, but have now acquired a new tread and other stabilizing lumber for a weak area at the back of the stairs. I also will be installing a handrail, plus anti slip tape to the rest of the steps. And I'll be working with cement. I'm doing that to stabilize the wonky bottom part of the steps. Maybe I can cement the Whangdoodles? A yard full of cemented Whangdoodles. I could open it for like some weird art exhibit. Thank you for issuing me a card! That's very kind and masterly of you!)

stratagem (Awww. Sorry to hear. I hope he is okay? Wow, working with cement? That's very gangster of you... Especially cementing the Whangdoodles. I guess there is less blood from a cemented Whangdoodle, but I did think defenestration was a more humane way of controlling the Whangdoodle population. Definitely cemented Whangdoodles would make for some strange exhibit art. Perhaps we could offer free viewings - for a small donation, of course! )

tactic (Thank you for your concern! Yes, he is okay. He was shook up, but fortunately I happen to be right there to assist!
LoL, very gangster of me! Funnily enough, it's the first time I've worked with it...so we'll see lol.
I think we should defenestrate the Whangdoodles before arranging them in a cement art exhibit. If people like going to see Cadillac Ranch, surely they'll want to see Defenestrated Whangdoodles in Cement!)

protocol (I'm glad he is okay. I think people get older in their bodies, but often their minds stay the same and think the bodies are still young. I don't know if that applied in this case.

I think your suggestion is a very promising protocol. What Cadillac Ranch loving guy or gal would not want to see Defenestrated Whangdoodles in Cement? Especially considering said defenestrated Whangdoodles were defenestrated and cemented by the Minister of Defenestration herself, the renowned Chieftess CarriePie?

Obviously, this event will be a Whangdoodle-free event. Except for the Whangdoodles on display, of course. We wouldn't want one of our paying customers to be accidentally defenestrated and cemented, even if he was somewhat of a Whangdoodle...)

pact (I think my dad does forget that his body isn't as capable anymore. He was just mentioning wanting to remove the engine from one of his trucks to put into his other truck. Ehm, he hasn't done that in years! He probably wants me to do it lol

If there was a roadside attraction of Defenestrated Whangdoodles, I'd be there! If someone gave me free tickets to that hideous Disney World, I'd still go to Defenestrated Whangdoodles instead! I just remembered our lab coat, this cement job will probably be a good time to get that lab coat out!)